National Guard Refuse to Go to Chicago, Cite Bone Spurs
Reader Supported News / Aug. 27, 2025
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Complicating Donald J. Trump’s plan to send troops to Chicago, on Tuesday thousands of National Guard members called in sick with bone spurs.
The White House was plunged into chaos after receiving over seven thousand notes from guardsmen’s podiatrists, sources said.

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