My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary

by on April 17, 2020 · 5 comments

in Ocean Beach

Sent By Steve Zivolich

Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!

Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!

Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??

Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.

Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!

Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m So excited, I can’t decide what to wear.

Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!

Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business.

Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.

Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer.

Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”

Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.

Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.

Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3–1.

Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?

Steve Zivolich grew up in Point Loma and was a member of the Point Loma High School class of 1966.

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Avatar Geoff Page April 17, 2020 at 1:49 pm

Very funny, Steve, thanks for the real laughs!

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Avatar retired botanist April 17, 2020 at 5:41 pm

Haha, well said! :-)

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Avatar unwashedWalmartThong April 17, 2020 at 9:45 pm

Thanks, Steve.
Special giggle goes out to Day 9. I’ve been stuck on Day 9 for several weeks now. I’m running out of go-to-meetin’ clothes.

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Avatar normaSmith-davis April 24, 2020 at 2:43 pm

Hey I am glad someone helped find you and this funnny list. Everyone wants to know what the following days are. Have you continued it.?

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Avatar Linda Davick May 19, 2020 at 11:20 am

Love this.

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