Last Minute Gift Idea: The Vodka Bong

by on December 20, 2009 · 7 comments

in Economy, Ocean Beach

vodkabong1So…. Your long awaited royalty check has finally arrived.  Or you just woke up from a really long winter’s nap.  Or you’re just afraid to buy gifts in advance in case your friends dump you.  Or… you just put off shopping till the last minute because that’s the way you are.


The dilemma of finding that perfect Obcean gift at the last minute just got way easier, thanks to our good friends at Newport Farms (The store next to Hodad’s).  It’s a fine bottle of imported vodka (distilled & filtered multiple times by a sixth generation dutch master) in a haute designer container that’s been known to sell empty for $300 on e-Bay. AND it’s a bong, er um, waterpipe.

{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

OB Joe December 20, 2009 at 2:19 pm

Wow! Kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.


Molly December 20, 2009 at 2:20 pm

Nah, me thinks it’s ‘kill two stones with one beak.’


Danny Morales December 20, 2009 at 7:07 pm

“Three hundred simoleans for the bottle…the vodka’d better be good! DAMNED GOOD!”-Annie Tyme


BillRayDrums December 20, 2009 at 9:21 pm

I always ask those guys when they are gonna start selling weed. They laugh at me. :D


BillRayDrums December 20, 2009 at 9:21 pm

Home honey, I’m high


Shawn Conrad December 21, 2009 at 8:31 am

*wipes a tear from his eye* Simply beautiful.


Mac Miller March 25, 2012 at 8:44 am

Tryin to find a website that will send me one threw the mail. just as a “drink”. would be great to break out at a party.


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