5 thoughts on “Trump’s Crypto

  1. What about the pillows? No, they weren’t call “Trump Pillows”, but they may as well be called that. The company sure went down in flames like a Trump startup.

  2. He’s now selling a $100,000 watch…no, I’m not kidding. One hundred thousand dollars per watch!!!

    Go to the site and on the public ‘questions’ it answers that the watch pictures are for ‘illustration purposes only.’ And to make matters even more ridiculous, ship time is only an estimation and shipper is not liable for any delay or the non-arrival of the product.

    So…if it doesn’t come neither Trump or the shipper is liable for you not getting the watch. EVER! Ahahahahaha!

    And what a great way to solicit bribes!!! Genius! I wonder who thought this one up? Straw-man donation funds. Maybe he/she/it should be made the head of the Federal Reserve?

    Trump’s $100K WATCHES FOR SALE raise Major RED FLAGS

    (Note: Skip annoying ad at 4:12-5:40)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LxAFy2GSNo

    One hundred thousand dollars. The grift is strong with this one…

    sealintheSelkirks

  3. Oh wow! Today I saw the new Trump Railroad Train, bigger and better than the 2020 Trump Election Train! But still in the HO scale-size.

    Oh my yes, I have to absolutely buy one of these ‘adult collectables’ and they are only $1,300, and eBay has them! Do they offer credit or lay-away? I can skip a few months of heat this winter for the joyous face I will have as I lay on my belly in front of the Christmas Tree in my nice snug Trump socks with the orange hair glued to the tops, and those sneakers…oh my how cool are those? Not wearing my Trump watch yet but that’s coming, as soon as I can take out a mortgage loan on this house.

    And I’m really looking forward to playing with my new little choo-choos. Utter bliss, eh?

    If I get too cold I could probably sell one of these Trump coins. You know, the one that has $30 dollars worth of silver in it that cost $90 but nobody minds that it helps pay his lawyers, right? The electric company probably takes them. I hope.
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    And then there is this bit of potential money-laundering from the Oklahoma DOE Superintendent Ryan Walters who tailored a state buy contract for 55,000 Trump bibles to be put in every classroom in the State paid for by…you guessed it, taxpayers. The required state bid he wrote seems amazingly suited for just the Trump Bible. Just sheer coincidence I guess, yes? Wonder what the penalty is for breaking the US Constitution by using taxpayer money for school bibles? Oh wait, the Dirty 6 Scotus don’t much care about that anyway, either…

    It does mention the Superintendent is an extremist MAGATS dude. Hey, isn’t this one of the GOP states that cut school lunches to kids, and refuses to use the money appropriated to buy inhalers for kids in the schools? But they can afford to spend millions on Trump bibles?? How does this work again?

    Trump BIBLE SCAM Resurfaces with Oklahoma BULK BUY

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1qeMj3xStE
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    Anybody pick up a $600 Freedom Necklace from Melania? Or maybe for the truly fashion conscious (or unconscious?), one of those wonderful coats with ‘I really don’t care do U?’ on them? What about her book?
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    I want one of those toilet brushes with the bristles sticking out of Trump’s head when they come out. I still have my Wbush one! In his War Criminal blue suit and hardly used (though I had to do the appropriate breaking-in ceremony).
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    sealintheSelkirks

  4. The McDonald’s ‘uniform’ apron, shirt, & red tie is now printed on a t-shirt with MAGA lettering in McDonald’s golden arches-style writing on the apron. Lovely 100% polyester and “assembled in the US from globally sources material.” A sweatshop in LA putting together pieces from China?

    For only $30! Limited quantities available so ACT NOW!

    And for just another $30 you can get a matching MAGA hat (which Trump did NOT wearing during his 15 minutes of fry cook fame) also with the golden arches lettering.

    I wonder what Trump’s cut is? The amount of cheap Trump garbage being sold on this site is just staggering. I’m surprised that his base has anything left for food.

    I read recently that Trump’s ‘Bibles’ that are selling for $60 a pop actually cost him $2.85. What a mark up!!!

    https://proudpatriots.com/products/maga-fast-food-uniform-t-shirt

    sealintheSelkirks

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