Jesus Freaks On the Move in Ocean Beach or Signs of the Apocalypse?

by on August 31, 2018 · 5 comments

in Ocean Beach

An observant OB Rag staff member has observed these signs that have appeared on Cable Street between Santa Monica and Newport.

Are they an indication of militant Jesus freaks on the move, or are they signs of the coming Apocalypse?

They are high enough that they had to be placed using a ladder or by someone standing on top of a vehicle.

Whatever they are, they’re quite annoying and add to the visual clutter around the village. OB has plenty of churches and we don’t need religious proselytizing on the telephone poles.

Somebody, please take them down.

 

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Eric August 31, 2018 at 8:58 pm

Oh great pansexual mythical sky god creature save us from your ding dong followers.
Btw, how will Jesus be coming? Will he be wearing protection?

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Rufus September 1, 2018 at 5:58 am

Everybody needs to chill. This sort of stuff is what keeps OB funky.

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Frank Gormlie September 1, 2018 at 11:13 am

My all time favorite bumper sticker: “Jesus Is Coming! Look busy.”

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Rufus September 2, 2018 at 4:37 am

Or….”Jesus is coming and boy is he pissed!” Lol.

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sealintheSelkirks September 6, 2018 at 2:21 pm

When is the much older and more powerful god Zeus coming? Anybody heard anything about his arrival?

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