So…. Your long awaited royalty check has finally arrived. Or you just woke up from a really long winter’s nap. Or you’re just afraid to buy gifts in advance in case your friends dump you. Or… you just put off shopping till the last minute because that’s the way you are.
The dilemma of finding that perfect Obcean gift at the last minute just got way easier, thanks to our good friends at Newport Farms (The store next to Hodad’s). It’s a fine bottle of imported vodka (distilled & filtered multiple times by a sixth generation dutch master) in a haute designer container that’s been known to sell empty for $300 on e-Bay. AND it’s a bong, er um, waterpipe.
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Wow! Kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.
Nah, me thinks it’s ‘kill two stones with one beak.’
“Three hundred simoleans for the bottle…the vodka’d better be good! DAMNED GOOD!”-Annie Tyme
I always ask those guys when they are gonna start selling weed. They laugh at me.
Home honey, I’m high
*wipes a tear from his eye* Simply beautiful.